I accept CashApp, Circlepay, Bitcoin(& BitcoinCash), and Amazon Allowance. If you are not prepared to make a tribute of at least 3 digits (ex: $123) then you are not worthy of my time. If it doesn’t hurt you, then it is NOT enough.
Cold hard cash via mail is possible w/ amounts in 4+ digits (ex: $1,234)
Bank Transfer is possible w/ amounts in 5+ digits (ex: $12,345)
Indecisive? Press “$ubmit” on the tribute generator below and let it be decided for you.